The other day, I wanted to introduce my girlfriend (ESL speaker) to the delights of good red-blooded door-rapping wit. I found plenty of clean examples all over the net, but I thought it would be nice to regale her with something a little smuttier. To my utter astonishment, I found the internet was totally lacking in this department. That's why I decided to make this list, my dearest reader. I will update it as I come up with new ones. Send suggestions to: dirtyknockknockjokes@gmail.com.
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Knock-knock!
Who's there? ? ? . . . . . . . .
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Dover.
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise!
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Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!
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Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
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Anita.
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!
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Buster.
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?
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Drew.
Drew who?
Drew Peacock, I'm here about the viagra.
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Major.
Major who?
Major B. Hindsor when I spanked you!
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Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
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Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke, hope you're on the pill!
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Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let's Joe!
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Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!
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Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe... do you have any pants I can borrow?
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Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wear the damn condom??
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Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby...
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Scott.
Scott who?
Scott to be nice to be such a gorgeous lady as yourself...
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Leslie.
Leslie who?
Leslieve town fast, before your wife catches us!
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Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the rack on that babe just now??
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Tanaka.
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up.
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Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
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Les.
Les who?
Les do it and never stop!